the-bathroom

You're in the bathroom, on your phone, scrolling endlessly through reddit. Eventually, you decide that you should probably get on with your life, so you instinctually turn to your side to grab toilet paper. OH MY GOSH. THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER. WHAT THE HECK DO YOU DO!??? [[SCREAM->scream]]

You scream at the top of your lungs. Your vocal cords begin to ache. After screaming for quite some time, you feel slightly better. The neighbors become concerned. Back to the toilet paper fiasco. What do you do now, after you've screamed for a while? [[SCREAM SOME MORE->scream more]] [[Calm down.->calm down]]

You decide that you haven't screamed enough. You decide to scream even more, and louder than before. The neighbors grow increasingly worried. What do you do now? [[SCREAM EVEN MORE->scream even more]] [[Calm down.->calm down]]

You take a deep breath in, and exhale slowly. You feel better after screaming for quite some time, and you feel ready to make a proper, informed decision. What do you do now? [[Check the cabinets for toilet paper.->check the cabinets]] [[Call out for someone to help you.->call for help]] [[Take a shower.->take a shower]]

Even after minutes of screaming, you still haven't satisfied your eternal need for noise. You scream, and somehow even louder than before. The neighbors question if they should call the cops. Enough screaming, there's only one choice now. [[Calm down.->calm down]] .. .. only one choice. .. .. no more screaming. .. .. seriously nothing to see here. .. .. .. [[SCREAM EVEN MORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE->reee]]

You get up and waddle over to the cabinets, and you open one of them up. It contains no toilet paper. However, there is hope! You have many cabinets; six, to be in fact. There seems to be only one choice. [[Continue on to the next cabinet!->check the second cabinet]]

You yell for help. You say that you need toilet paper. After waiting a moment or two, you remember that you've been living alone for the past couple of months. Living alone is rough, but the job offer was just too good to pass up. What do you do now? [[Check the cabinets.->check the cabinets]] [[Take a shower.->take a shower]]

You waddle over to the next cabinet. This one also contains no toilet paper. There is still hope though. Four cabinets remain. Because of your determination, there seems to be only one choice. [[Continue on to the next cabinet.->check the third cabinet]]

After waddling over to the next cabinet, you are disappointed when you open it just to discover that it too holds no toilet paper. Your determination begins to wear, but you must continue onwards. There is only one choice. [[Prevail onwards.->check the fourth cabinet]]

The cycle continues. You waddle to the next cabinet, and lo and behold, your eyes inform you that there is no toilet paper to be found here. You know you must continue. As usual, there seems to be only one choice. [[Begrudgingly continue onwards.->check the fifth cabinet]]

Waddling over to the fifth cabinet, you expect to find no toilet paper. But what? No. This can't be! This would be your toilet paper cabinet. How could you have forgotten? Neverminding your obvious mental misstep, you grab a roll and give it a quick embrace as you forget what it's like to lay your fingertips on the soft, felt-like paper. However.. you do wonder. What is in that sixth cabinet? You've already gotten the toilet paper, there is no need to explore.. but there remains a flicker of curiosity in your heart. You unexpectedly have two choices. [[Retreat to your porcelain throne with your newly found cleaning companion.->retreat to the toilet]] [[Curiously check the sixth, and last, cabinet.->check the sixth cabinet]]

After a rollercoaster of emotions, you lay your buttocks down onto the now-cold porcelain seat. You slot the roll into it's spot. Pulling down to unravel it, you reveal neatly-sized squares of toilet paper. After pulling two--no, four squares of bathroom tissue, you move your hand to the side in a swift motion, ripping the four squares from their origin. You fold the four squares onto itself once, and then again. You place the origami of toilet paper into the center of your hand as you move your arm to the back of your body. After one swift motion, and a couple scrubbing motions, you feel ready to end your journey in the bathroom. After standing up, you pull up your underwear, and then your clothes, to fit snugly over your body. You take numerous steps towards the door, and eventually reach your destination. It is finished. You are done. # THE BORING ENDING [[Try again?->start]]

Your curiosity cannot be satisfied without truly looking for yourself. You waddle over to the sixth cabinet, and move your hand to open the door. Clasping firmly onto the handle, you slowly reveal.. OH WOW.. THAT'S A LARGE.. .. to be continued.

[[aaaaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAAAAAAA->reeee]]

[[aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaa->reeeee]]

[[aaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAA->reeeeee]] [[.. or you can calm down.->calm down]]

[[aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa->reeeee]] [[.. or you can calm down.->calm down]]

You decide that instead of using toilet paper, you'll head straight for the shower to clean off. You eat a lot of fibre, so it's not like there's much to clean off anyway. Flushing the toilet seat, you stand up and retrieve the towel. As you throw the towel onto the shower curtain, you also turn on the water, and adjust the temperature so that it's warm and cozy. Waiting a moment or two for the water to warm, your mind wanders and thinks what would've happened if you would've checked the cabinets, or even something else. Nevermind that, the water is warm enough and you hop in. You rinse off, then you use soap, shampoo, and conditioner. You snatch the towel off of the shower curtain, and dry yourself off. After a relaxing albeit quick shower, you feel clean and ready to conquer whatever comes next. You toss your clothes in the hamper, because you've just showered, and grab some new ones from your room. Putting those on, you feel accomplished. # THE ACCOMPLISHED ENDING [[Try again?->start]]